10 Hilarious Tweets About Being Single On Valentine's Day

by Sean Abrams
Kayla Snell

Valentine's Day may give couples permission to flaunt their love in public and on social media, but it does absolutely nothing to benefit us single folk.

If anything, it's just a yearly reminder that we are, in fact, still very single AF.

But to be honest, what else is new?

Unfortunately, some of us don't handle the whole "single on Valentine's Day" thing too well. People will pout, curl up with bags of chocolate candies and whine about never finding that special someone.

Others (like myself), however, are much less dramatic and use our plight as material for jokes.

Plus, Valentine's Day is just like any other day. You shouldn't feel pressured to get wifed up as soon as possible. You can celebrate however and with whomever you want.

Just do you, boo. Laugh about it.

And thanks to the hashtag #MyValentineIn4Words on Twitter, many have chosen to do just that with clever, four-word phrases they believe epitomize their Valentine's Day this year.

Here are some of the most hilarious tweets when it comes to being single on V-Day.

Red or white — it doesn't matter. Just pour it up.

Come on, you can never say no to a unicorn.


This person clearly has their priorities in order.


Who needs a human ever when there are adorable puppies around?

Hello from the single siiiiiiiide.

Ugh, don't we all want this half of the ultimate couple?

Valentine's Day is a judgment-free zone.


I'm in a long-distance relationship with salmon fillets.


New phone, who dis?

Don't we all, girl.


If you like it, then you should have put a Pringle on it.

See? You're not the only one who's alone.

Plus, being single isn't really so bad... as long as you don't dwell on it.

Anyway, there will probably be a ton of chips involved in my single Valentine's Day. And it doesn't get much better than that.