Vagina Ornaments Are Now A Thing For Your Christmas Tree


Not too long ago, we destroyed your innocence by introducing you to a pants-shittingly scary vagina Halloween mask.

If you're looking for a slightly less terrifying way to embrace your love for va-jay-jays, you'll be glad to know that you can pay tribute to your lovely lady parts without having nightmares for the rest of your life.

We just came across an eye-catching arts and crafts craze that will let you jam out with your clam out -- in a much cuter fashion.

Take a gander at the hottest thing in home decor right now: The handcrafted vulva bauble.

Felt Melons

That's right. It appears that decking the halls with those passé boughs of holly is so last season.

Now, sprucing up your space with a ton of jingling vagina ornaments is all the rage.

Felt Melons

No really, I'm not kidding.

Vagina baubles are real, and they're the dazzling Christmas decorations you never knew you needed in your life.

Apparently, Feltmelons, a crafty Etsy seller from Canada, is the one responsible for these festive felt fannies making all your Christmas wishes come true.

If you're looking to jazz up your pine tree in a collection of merry muffs, let me give you the deets on these dainty vagina ornaments.

Felt Melons

These colorful crafts are all made by hand and come in a variety of sizes and shades.

Plus, each vulva ornament even comes with its very own jingle bell clitoris because, of course it does.

Felt Melons

Now I know what you're thinking and yes, there's still quite some time left before Christmas rolls around.

However, these kitty crafts are selling like hot cakes so you might want to snag a few of these jolly vaginas before they're all gone.

Merry Christmas!

Citations: You can now decorate your Christmas tree with felt vagina baubles (Metro UK)