A Vagina Mask Is A Real Thing Now, So Halloween's About To Get Super Weird

Halloween serves as the perfect holiday to tap into your creative side and whip up a costume that really lets your spooky personality shine.

If you're still trying to decide on the perfect costume for this year, you can geek out with a "Game of Thrones" costume, embrace your superhero obsession with a Marvel-inspired outfit or transform yourself into your favorite furry, little creature.

If your interests happen to include other things, like, you know, scaring the pants off everyone around you by casually wearing a terrifying vagina on your face, don't worry, there's a costume out there for you, too.

Yep, someone actually made a vagina face mask, and after seeing this horrifying Halloween costume, you'll probably have one simple question: WHHYY???


If you haven't thrown your laptop out of a window, vommed uncontrollably and assumed the fetal position under your desk by now, I'll give you the low down on this chilling costume.

This creepy, silicon vag mask was created by a talented artist named Melissa Coulter, and although it may look like it was designed to give you nightmares, this unique costume was actually intended for people who are into BDMS.

If you're looking to jam out with your clam out this Halloween, you'll be glad to know Coulter is actually selling these masks on Etsy.


So you can make your darkest dreams come true by transforming yourself into a scary vagina-faced monster for the price of just $480.

I know what you're thinking, and, yes, that does sound like a lot of money for a genital-inspired face mask.

However, you clearly get what you pay for because the mask has a five-star rating on Etsy, and people have left all sorts of positive reviews praising the quality and craftsmanship of Coulter's vagina headgear.

Now if you would excuse me, I need to find something that will forever erase my memory of this.

Citations: Someone is selling a vagina mask on Etsy and that's your Halloween costume sorted (Cosmopolitan)