The Flask Disguised As A Tampon Is The Best Way To Carry A Bloody Mary (Photo)

This new take on the traditional flask via Urban Outfitters is a little hard to swallow. Sorry guys, this one was not designed with your booze needs in mind.

The packaging reads, "No One Messes With Your Tampons," and includes five fake tampons and wrappers to fill with alcohol. One pack sells for $14, and is an equally discrete and awkward option for the frugal lush on the go.

I'd love to see someone get called out by a bouncer for this -- that would be bloody funny.

via Uproxx