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The 10 Absolute Weirdest Accessories At This Year's Met Gala

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When you get invited to a party with a theme like “Manus x Machina,” you have two options. One, dress up like an actual robot. Two, let your accessories do the talking.

Unless you happen to look damn good in a glittery silver body suit,  you need to step up your accessorizing game, whether that involves getting fake tats, painful looking robot heels or all of the above.

Consider your next Halloween — er, Met Gala — look covered.

Poppy Delevingne robbed a costume jewelry store.

Poppy Delevingne is shimmering on the #MetGala carpet in a @MarchesaFashion dress! https://t.co/9qpTjYgoFf pic.twitter.com/FC4gGTaowN — JustJared.com (@JustJared) May 2, 2016

I definitely wore that during my school's rendition of “Antony and Cleopatra.” Except mine were cheap plastic and hers probably weigh at least 20 pounds each.

Olivia Culpo got a tattoo.

It's not what it looks like!!! #orisit #sorrymomAndDad #metball #glam #tats pic.twitter.com/5sEyfsfyAZ — Olivia Culpo (@oliviaculpo) May 2, 2016

Didn't know you were a secret coding nerd, Olivia.

Allison Williams got a futuristic mani.

#MetGala sneak peek! BTS with @KimKardashian, Allison Williams & more of tonight's attendees https://t.co/OyxBMBDvmF pic.twitter.com/zWe9iInaNh — PeopleStyle (@People_Style) May 2, 2016

Is it bad that I'm hoping she has to slap someone at the gala just so I can see the imprints of her nails on someone's face? Also, is it bad I hope that someone is Anna Wintour?

Taylor's heels are what nightmares are made of.

Taylor Swift or Little Jenny Humphrey? You decide. #MetGala #ManusxMachina pic.twitter.com/va08kQ6KOQ — Choupette Lagerfeld (@ChoupettesDiary) May 2, 2016

Her dress might look like a bad prom getup from 2006, but those heels are both beautiful and terrifying.

Alessandra Ambrosio wore a chastity belt.

A lesson in striking a #MetGala pose with @AngelAlessandra, @Doutzen, and @missjourdandunn. pic.twitter.com/1wGVK6HaYL — Vogue Magazine (@voguemagazine) May 2, 2016

Girl, no. Also, ouch.

Zayn is going all Transformer on us.

Zayn and Gigi are about to arrive #MetGala pic.twitter.com/McG9vJsAfc — Music News & Facts (@musicnews_facts) May 2, 2016

Is it weird that I'm kind of turned on by this? Yes? OK.

Amandla Stenberg's headband stole the show.

"Hunger Games" star @amandlastenberg makes her first appearance at the #MetGala. #ManusxMachina #AmandlaStenberg pic.twitter.com/UD6p134L9w — The Met (@metmuseum) May 2, 2016

This is her first time at the Gala. HER FIRST TIME. This chick will always be too damn cool.

Will.I.Am got this confused with a "Star Wars" convention.

Will I Am. #MetGala pic.twitter.com/x2JbWyMgqP — PAUSE (@Pause_Online) May 3, 2016

At least, I THINK that's Will.I.Am.

We can all go home, because Orlando just won.

It's hard to tell in this picture, but Orlando's pointing out his Tamagotchi #MetGala pic.twitter.com/EeVVJXn5qE — Fashionista.com (@Fashionista_com) May 3, 2016

He's holding a Tamagotchi!

The HAIM sisters brought barettes back.

Adopt us, @HAIMtheband (in @OfficialRodarte): https://t.co/iHMn8Adeo8 #MetGala pic.twitter.com/ns9XY85JFz — Fashionista.com (@Fashionista_com) May 3, 2016

Can we all agree that this year's theme was basically an excuse to raid your high school Hot Topic wardrobe?