Fashion

Should You Reconsider Your Brazilian?

by Ally Batista
Stocksy

Brazilian waxes have been all over the news lately. It turns out that health wise, a bikini wax is actually good for you. The recent surge in women receiving Brazilian bikini waxes has actually caused a major elimination of crabs, and who isn’t okay with that?

As per usual, men have to come in and confuse everything (kidding, kind of). Should you not be getting a Brazilian, even though its health benefits are more than sufficient? According to a new study commissioned by the hair removal product company Nad’s, men prefer a “trimmed and tidy lady garden” over the bare Brazilian look.

Let’s overlook the outdated vocabulary for a second, and take the time to scratch our heads. I don’t know about you, but I was always under the impression that any type of pubic hair was, to be frank, disgusting.

I’m self-centered in the sense that if I think something is gross; everyone else should think it’s gross as well. Whatever, sue me, but I know that in this instance, many of us will be confused by this statistic.

The survey, which polled 1,000 men, reported a preference for the “Bermuda triangle,” “landing strip,” and heart-shape trimming shapes, while only twelve percent are partial to the no-hair-whatsoever look.

I’m sorry, but I think that this has to be incorrect. I mean, was this poll taken in the 1990s? Regardless of what this study claims to say, who cares what guys prefer when it comes to your pubic hair (I still can’t stop gagging).

Trim as you feel you should, and if you want to bare all (literally), by all means, do it.

Ally Batista | Elite.

Twitter: @allybatista

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