Men's Cycling Got So Drunk In Rio, The Women's Team Left This Glorious Note
If you weren't aware, the British men's cycling team won the gold medal in the team pursuit on the 12th — meaning that the four men involved suddenly found themselves in the ecstatic thralls of the best day of their life. Another way of saying that sentence is: four guys were about to get drunk.
So, on the night of their victory, the British female cycling team decided to leave their male counterparts a helpful note on the door of their own room.
Owain Doull, one of the cyclists who just was awarded the best necklace in the world, tweeted out a photograph of the note.
If that's too small for you to read, let me transcribe it for you:
Sometimes when you're drunk you just need someone to show you the way.
Oh, and by the way, the women's team needed their sleep. Why, you ask? Because they went ahead and won gold themselves the very next day.
And they smashed the fucking world record.
Yeah, now everyone can party.