The New Madden 16 Movie Makes No Sense, But It's Also Kind Of Amazing

Warning: You will feel dumber for having watched this.

The folks at EA Sports decided to make an official "movie" for Madden 16 and actually put together a pretty star-studded cast for it, too.

Antonio Brown, Rob Gronkowski and Rex Ryan are in it, and most notably, Colin Kaepernick stars as "Al Pacino from 'Scent of a Woman'."

The film has everything. There is a lot of yelling, belly dances, motorcycles, Kaepernick eating paper, a character in serious need of a paternity test, a T. Rex and Gronk shooting footballs out of a rapidly firing contraption.

Interestingly, though, the whole thing has very little to do with actual football. As one of the movie's reviews puts it, the movie is "impossible to unwatch."

Check out "Madden: The Movie" above... and good luck.