This Duke Player Looks So Much Like Ted Cruz, It's Scary

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This is freaky.

With March Madness kicking off today, the Internet was already going to be college basketball-focused. So it was only a matter of time 'til that interest clashed with another obsession of ours, the presidential primaries.

Behold, the comparison we never asked for.

It's freaky, it's disturbing, but we cannot ignore it. Duke University guard Grayson Allen looks just like Ted Cruz.

And you wanna know what else? Allen matches that weaselly, little, Cruz-like face with weaselly play on the court, too.

They're just a pair of weasels, ugh.