Former NFL Player Tweeting Hilarious Combine GIFs Is Literally All Of Us
To be honest, former NFL defensive end Austen Lane didn't really have much of a pro career. The 28-year-old bounced from Jacksonville to Detroit to Chicago, starting just 17 games between 2010 and 2014.
However, Lane's recent Twitter game is worthy of a straight-up MVP award.
In light of the 2016 NFL Scouting Combine getting underway, Lane recently tweeted a series of questions he remembers being asked when he went through the process.
Only, Lane didn't just share the rather absurd questions he was asked a few years back, but he also included some amazing reaction GIFs to portray how he felt at the time.
The questions Austen Lane allegedly heard at the NFL Scouting Combine were beyond bizarre.
When a scout at the combine asked me... "If you could kill someone and not get caught, would you?" pic.twitter.com/mwK5UX8gvW — Austen Lane (@A_Train_92) February 23, 2016
Like, who even says this type of sh*t?
When a scout at the combine asked me if I thought my mother was attractive. pic.twitter.com/FPwc6OVdtj — Austen Lane (@A_Train_92) February 23, 2016
Seriously, this is probably one of the more messed up things you can say to someone.
When a coach made the statement during my combine interview... "I see you have dreads, you smoke weed don't you?" pic.twitter.com/fu2BLm55uF — Austen Lane (@A_Train_92) February 23, 2016
Why would anyone in the NFL have to murder someone?
When a scout asked me at the combine if I had to murder someone: Would I use a gun or a knife? pic.twitter.com/R5BHMxiDM7 — Austen Lane (@A_Train_92) February 23, 2016
And is this really anyone's business besides the individual wearing the underwear?
When a scout at the combine asked me "boxers or briefs". pic.twitter.com/6IwjeszYBD — Austen Lane (@A_Train_92) February 23, 2016
Get a grip, NFL.