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This Woman Live-Tweeted Her Neighbors Having The Loudest Sex Ever (Video)

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Some days you just have to record the sounds of your "terrible" next-door neighbor having sex through the wall.

When the two horniest people in Philadelphia joined forces for some pitchy lovemaking on Tuesday, UPROXX Web culture editor Stacey Ritzen was waiting on the other side of the wall with her phone's camera and perhaps whatever meal is appropriate to eat while you record the sounds of your neighbors boning (Spaghetti? Tacos? A bag of individually wrapped Warheads?).

At 12:19 pm, things sound a little like WrestleMania.

By 12:37 pm, the tone shifts to “La Bohème" at the Met Opera.

Tuesday afternoon delight never sounded so theatrical.

Citations: Some People Had Great, Loud Sex and Their Neighbor Live-Tweeted It (Cosmopolitan)