He's "really rich," he's "really good for women," and he really eats his steak with ketchup.
As you can probably tell, I'm referring to President Donald Trump.
I'm not sure about the being "good for women" part, though. He said that, not me. But the other two details are factual.
Trump eats his steak well-done with ketchup and somehow gets away with it. If you can get away with the crap he's said and done, I suppose this isn't a big deal.
Eh, you know, maybe it is a pretty big deal. I mean, steak with KETCHUP?
What's not baffling about that?! If I were president, I'd issue an executive order to BAN ketchup on steak for-fucking-ever. There would be NONE of that.
On Saturday night, President Trump was reportedly dining at BLT Steak by David Burke in Washington DC. The upscale, modern American steakhouse offers a 28-day dry-aged steak that is to die for.
Instead of consuming the steak like anyone with a brain would, Trump asked for his steak well-done. Of course, this isn't the first time we've heard about Trump enjoying his steak burnt to a crisp.
According to the Independent Journal Review, President Trump doubled-down on the mistreatment of the fine $54 steak by ordering a side of ketchup with it. Sad!
As expected, Twitter is appropriately roasting the 70-year-old real estate mogul and reality TV star for his steakhouse dining foul.
The internet is roasting President Trump after reports surfaced alleging he likes to eat his steak well-done with ketchup.
Some say this is "the last damn straw."
I think this calls for a Ryan Gosling whispering at the Oscars meme...
Excuse me, Mr. Trump, but why?
Eventually, Twitter roasted Trump so badly his loyal supporters had to come out and defend his wacky eating habits.
Their defense wasn't really effective, though. We all know steak on ketchup is WRONG.
The food police aren't letting up.
Unfortunately, this isn't just a fucked up joke.
Guys, this is bad...
This could be grounds for IMPEACHMENT.
It's hard to believe the man is 70. Nalisa agrees.
All jokes aside, President Trump is entitled to order and eat his steak however he likes. At the same time, we're all entitled to call him out for his wrongdoings, and this is certainly one of them.
Now, before 62 million people think this is socially acceptable, let's get this trending: #StopPuttingKetchupOnSteak2017