During Halloween, people take drastic measures in order to acquire their candy.
Heck, some crazed sugar lovers will even break into your car at the sight of chocolate. If that isn't spooky AF, then I don't know what is.
I'm not exaggerating, though. Candy thieves are REAL, so watch out.
Just ask Hunter Jobbins, a student at Kansas State University. According to Metro, he left a Kit Kat bar sitting in his cup holder this weekend and was robbed of his treat.
After leaving his vehicle for 15 minutes outside dorms of KSU, he came back to a note written by his candy thief.
Luckily, he was more amused by the robbery than upset and posted a picture of the apologetic note to Twitter.
The photo's caption read,
Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man.
Apparently, whoever stole his Kit Kat bar was pretty damn hungry. In scratchy handwriting on a white napkin, he wrote,
Saw Kit Kat in your cup holder. I love Kit Kats so I checked your door and it was unlocked. Did not take anything other than the Kit Kat. I am sorry and hungry.
This is almost as funny as the note a car thief left after accidentally stealing someone's Subaru.
Actually, it's way funnier.
Soon enough, the Kit Kat company noticed his unfortunate dilemma and offered to send him a new chocolate bar.
Kit Kat to the rescue!
I guess the saying, "Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar," should be taken with a grain of salt... especially if the chocolate doesn't belong to you.
And I bet Jobbins won't be leaving candy in his car again anytime soon — especially with his doors unlocked.
Do me a favor: If you're trick-or-treating tonight, hold tight to your chocolate. You never know who's going to be brave enough to break off a piece of your Kit Kat bar without your permission.