There's Now A Video Of Straight Guys Touching Another Guy's Penis

by Anna Menta

Surprise, bitch! I bet you thought you'd seen the last of these videos!

Well, if you did, you were wrong. First, we had lesbians touching the peen. Then, we had gay men touching the vageen. Now, we have evolved to the elusive straight man touching the peen.

Made by the same people who brought you those other gems, this little experiment in sexuality is slightly different than its predecessors in one respect: All of these dudes have definitely touched a dick before.

As my personal favorite of the featured heteros says,

I do have one of my own and I know what it feels like.

I am usually the first in line to make fun of straight guys, but touching a stranger's genitals on camera is a weird situation for anyone to be in. It's all very PG (well, as PG as peen-grabbin can be), and the boys take it in stride. As far as I can tell, no one was turned gay in the making of this video.

I guess we can all wait with bated breath for the inevitable "Straight Girls Touching Vaginas" video. I'll just being over here with the other bisexuals laughing at all y'all.