Porn Stars Reveal Whether They're Really Orgasming During Scenes

I think we all wondered this at one point or another.

A few years back, I invented a concept called “Masturthinking” that I'm pretty sure everyone, whether you realize it or not, deals with. The basic concept behind Masturthinking is we all have random thoughts that pop into our brains while we're… erm… going on a third date with ourselves. *wink, wink*

The thoughts could be as innocuous and unrelated as,“Would I be able to survive a hurricane if it was just me on an island,” or as topical and important as, “You know what? Thank GOD that embargo on Cuba got lifted.”

Often, though, they are related to what you are actually doing, which is probably why I'd say at least 30 percent of the time I Masturthink, I immediately ask myself, “Yeah, I know the woman in this video is getting her dough pounded like it was the 2016 Kneading Championship, but is she liking it?”

Well now, I have an answer. Happy Easter, everybody!