10 People Reveal The Weird, Kinky Sh*t They'd Do For 1 Billion Dollars

For most of us, $1 billion is an incomprehensible number. The things you could buy range from Kim and Kanye's new pad to a lifetime supply of Vans.

The things we'd do to get that first billion are equally wide-ranging -- at least according to Reddit users. When Techtorn211 posed the question, "What would you do for $1 billion, but not for $1 million?" over a thousand answers poured in.

Here are the weirdest, kinkiest and funniest of the crop.

Who needs 10 fingers when you've got $1 billion?

There's always got to be a one-upper.

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Let's be real: You could probably get him down to $500,00.

This just got oddly specific.

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Now we're just sharing all our sexual fantasies.

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Honesty wins every time.

Why stop at one?

Be careful what you wish for.

WTF?!

And the TOTAL PSYCHOPATH award goes to...

Thanks, Reddit! I think I'm officially good with not making a billion dollars now.