The McChicken video is basically the new "2 Girls 1 Cup," and the world couldn't be more repulsed.
McChicken is trending on Twitter, but do yourself a favor on this fine Sunday and DO NOT search for it, and DO NOT watch it. I repeat: DO NOT watch it. (The same goes for "2 Girls 1 Cup," seriously.)
*Googles "McChicken video" despite clear warnings from reporter*
Instead, let me break it down for you: It's a guy making love to a McDonald's McChicken sandwich.
No. "Making love" is far too poetic a phrase to describe this harrowing act.
The guy is going to town on the McChicken. He's... you know what? I'm going to leave it to this guy to fill you in: