People Are Now Completely Stripping And Posing Like Frozen Chickens

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Planking was an irritating fad that put participants in danger for the sake of something purely pointless.

The "Frozen Chook" is different for some reason. A party trick gone viral, the act of stripping naked and posing like a frozen chicken is the future of humanity whether you like it or not.

The official Facebook page of the FC movement is stacked with photos teaching you how to join society's most important development since democracy.

A field at sunrise could only be more beautiful with your naked body.

Defrosting in the reserve #frozenchook Posted by Frozenchook on Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Off-roading is for the wild chook in us all.

When the chook hasn't quite defrosted fully due to colder conditions, but you chuck her under running water to get it done. #frozenchook Posted by Frozenchook on Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Befriend fellow animals, for you are one among them.

greedy lil pig #frozenchook Posted by Frozenchook on Monday, October 5, 2015

Having a busy week? There are quicker ways to cook your chook.

No need to season this one boys, a cook-in-bag all-in-one easy dinner #frozenchook Posted by Frozenchook on Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Defrost in direct sunlight for best results.

wtf #frozenchook Posted by Frozenchook on Monday, October 5, 2015

KFC might tear you to pieces and deep fry you into delicious bites, but that's a risk we all have to take.

Tegals delivering some #frozenchook to KFC to make some shit yarn popcorn chicken Posted by Frozenchook on Monday, October 5, 2015

Enjoy the view. Your icy-bird body deserves it.

Cracking view #frozenchook Posted by Frozenchook on Monday, October 5, 2015

Get your chook butt some fresh country air, but leave your socks on.

Balancing SunSmart #frozenchook Posted by Frozenchook on Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The transformation is complete.

I like my eggs like i like my chooks, caged #frozenchook Posted by Frozenchook on Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Citations: Forget planking, everyone's doing the 'frozen chook' (The Daily Examiner)