Guy's Post On Peeing Inside GF During Sex For First Time In Months Goes Viral


There's nothing worse than doing something totally mortifying while having sex.

Since you really have no place to go when things take an awkward turn in the bedroom, the best way to deal with those embarrassing moments is to just laugh it off.

If you're looking for something that will make you feel better about your own sex life, you'll be glad to know that we recently came across a post on the "Today, I Fucked Up" section of Reddit that's a real pisser.

No really, I'm not kidding. The post is about a guy who pees inside his girlfriend during sex by accident, and trust me, this cringe-worthy story will make you feel a lot better about the embarrassing things you've done during sex.

The anonymous author of the post, who fittingly goes by the username, "that_guy_who_pissed" starts off by giving us a little background information, writing,

Last year, in early February, I decided to travel the world for a few months with the money I had inherited from a deceased uncle (not too much money but it was enough to allow me to travel).

Like every good boyfriend, this guy decided to invite his girlfriend to come along for the ride, however, "she decided that she couldn't go due to commitments to work and her education (she is 22 and about to leave university while i'm 23 and have left already), so I respected her choice and invited my friend along who accepted."

He left in early February and planned to return home six months later in late August.

Spending half of a year away from your significant other can put a serious strain on your relationship, but this guy did his best to make things work while he explored the world.

According to the anonymous traveling boyfriend,

The next months were tough without my girlfriend and I missed her a lot, but me and my mate got some good life experiences out of the trip and I do sometimes wish I was back in Australia or any of the other amazing places I visited.

Everything seemed to be going pretty great for this guy, that is, until he finally got home.

It had been 6 months and I had only seen my girlfriend occasionally over dodgy internet connection skype calls and we hadn't done cyber-sex (or whatever the fuck it's called) as we thought it would be better to wait until we see each other.

After being dropped off at his house, he discovered that his girlfriend was home and ready to make up for lost time.

According to the guy,

My girlfriend was already getting ready for the naughtiness to begin and I quickly began to undress.

But there was just one little problem.

I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pee.

Since he didn't want to ruin the romantic vibes of their long-awaited reunion, he decided it would be best to hold it in until they were done getting down and dirty.

However, this ended up being the "worst decision ever."

He explained the severity of the situation by stating,

To put it simply, let's just say that I had been on a 14 hour flight and hadn't been for a whiz for a looooooong time. The dam was bursting.

Unfortunately, this poor guy wasn't able to hold it together until the end and accidentally peed inside of his girlfriend mid-romp.

He recounted the chaotic, pee-soaked scene that unfolded, writing,

Before I could pull out, it just released and propelled my dick out of her leaving me spraying piss on our bed; meanwhile pee was dripping out off her and she was a mix between extremely furious and caught off guard.

Apparently, this girl must really, really, really love him because she didn't kick him to the curb for giving her an unsolicited golden shower.

However, it turns out that he still has to give her foot messages whenever she wants as penance for the peeing incident.

Citations: TIFU by pissing in my GF (Reddit)