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Parents' Sex Toy Couple's Costume Is Winning Halloween

The couple that costumes together, gets locked in tombs together... because they stayed married until they both died (awww!).

OK, that's a little morbid, but then again Halloween is coming up, and it's the perfect time to get a little dark with your humor.

At least that's what I'm going with to justify my behavior 24/7.

World (and underworld... muhahaha), meet the Bogins.

The parents of Brooke Bogin, a 22-year-old senior at James Madison University, decided to go as a pickle and a deer for Halloween.

Oh, you think these Halloween costumes are boring? Innocuous, you say?

Well, let me clarify a bit.

Brooke's dad dressed as a dill pickle. Brooke's mom dressed as a doe. Do you understand now? Combined, they were a "dill-doe." A DILL-DOE AKA A DILDO?! YES, LIKE THE SEX TOY.

Seriously, Ma and Pa Bogins are the ultimate couple goals. This is dad humor at its dirtiest and (simultaneously) its finest.

As for their inspiration, Brooke said in an interview with BuzzFeed,

This is one of the first years they are 'empty nesters' so they have a lot more time to devote to fun things like this party they went to. I always joke that they have more of a social life than I do!

Well, I for one cannot wait until I'm married, have kids and get those kids out of my house because the empty nest period sounds friggin' nasty (in a good way) and hilarious.

Although, you can't just copy the Bogins...

What are some other good couple costumes that step over the line in a great way?

Consider two people dressed as judges of a competition wearing cool, chill sunglasses, or as I like to call these costumes, Vibe Raters. Get it? VIBRATORS.

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I hear this costume has a lot of buzz this year.

OK, I lost you. That's fair enough.

Alright, how about one person dresses up as a widow, and the other dresses up as a tree! Get it? MOURNING WOOD.

Fine. No, I get it. You already have a great couple's costume planned already. Forget I said anything!

Citations: These Parents Came Up With The Most Wonderfully Dirty Halloween Couple's Costume (BuzzFeed)