Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to Dave Hon.
Dave Hon is a columnist, and in case you were wondering, he will NEVER date a feminist. In fact, he's so adamant about this whole "never dating a feminist" thing that he wrote an entire article about it.
Some of Dave's reasons for not dating a feminist include, but are not limited to the following "facts": "If you look for a reason to hate men, chances are you're going to find it," "people who are more loyal to their gender and not their significant other don't make good partners" and my personal favorite, "the truth is these aren't political issues, but deeply personal ones."
Sorry, feminists, but Dave just doesn't want to deal with that "deeply personal" wage gap issue you have. (In case you were wondering, he disagrees with the fact that the gap exists at all.) UGH, can you guys just stop being so petty?!
In case you wanted a visual of the hot piece of man that you, as a feminist, have been barred from gobbling right up, here's a selfie he posted on Instagram while en route to a going away party:
If you were planning on shooting him a fifth "like" on that picture, DON'T BOTHER. He's never going to date you, because you're a man-hating feminist.
Needless to say, the internet is not crazy about Dave's article. Feminists have taken to Twitter to remind Dave that he doesn't have to worry, because...
...feminists aren't necessarily dying to date him either.
But don't worry, everyone. Dave is NOT fazed by any of this "bullying."
But, Dave, you silly, SILLY goose, didn't you read the tweets? Not one feminist was ever remotely planning on dating you anyway.