Listen, I celebrated a lot of obscure national holidays in my time.
I know I always tell you each one is the most important day of the whole year. But, guys, this time it really is the most important day of the whole year.
This day makes National Cheese Day look like a boring old Tuesday. And don't even get me started on how much better this day is than Flag Day. Honestly, who cares about flags?
Ladies and gentlemen, today, March 14, is NATIONAL NAPPING DAY!
*Crowd goes wild and then immediately falls asleep*
Napping is a nearly perfect activity that is only marred by the guilt accompanying each nap. But, today is a day devoted specifically to naps, so go ahead, people. Get napping! It's good for your health! Plus, the government clearly wants us to!
Take it from these people on Twitter. They know what's up.
1. This gal gets it. She already got a head start on the day.
I've been napping all day long my brain knew that today is the #nationalnappingday — sophia (@8Sofya) March 14, 2016