Here's How To Approach Women You're Attracted To, According To Men

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Approaching women just got a whole lot easier, thanks to a bunch of modern-day Casanovas on Reddit.

There are few things in life more treacherous and nerve-racking than cold-approaching a girl you are interested in. Even crab fishing in the Bering Strait is slightly less dangerous than going up to a girl you're into because although you may die in an icy, watery grave while scooping opilio crab out of the sea, that's it. You just die, and then, there is a funeral and memorial for you, and then, your name is put on a plaque, and occasionally, people will say stuff like,

Oh, Davey?! Such a great skipper! It's a shame Poseidon took him into his watery kingdom down below.

If you approach a girl, and it goes terribly, you have to live with that guilt for the rest of your life as it slowly eats away at your sanity.

There is a girl I obsessed over in 11th grade whom I finally approached at a Jewish youth program and literally just said, “Is that a chess set?” while she played chess in the social hall of a synagogue in New Brunswick, New Jersey.

That moment STILL haunts me to this day.

If you're looking for advice on how to talk to women from a group of people who maybe never talked to girls, Reddit has you covered.

1. "I knew [a] guy in school who got a lot of girls" should be on the Reddit family crest.

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2. OK, SURE. LIKE IT'S THAT EASY.

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3. Have good posture. Bitches love posture.

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4. HAHAHAHAHAH, oh, Reddit.

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5. Try the ol' instant-wife barometer.

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6. ManicLord SLAYS the game.

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7. Literally just yell at a girl, "BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, TOOTZ."

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8. MAKIN' NEW FRIENDS!!!

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9. Nothing says romance like a firm handshake.

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10. Cool. I bet this guy gets with some really hot 70-year-old women.

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