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This Man Who Gave Out Chickens On Halloween Made Twitter Extremely Jealous
Growing up, I was obsessed with how much candy I could rake in on Halloween. I tried to fill my pillow case's coffer until it reached the same levels of loot as Scrooge McDuck's vault.
If I had received a rotisserie chicken instead, I'd be pretty bummed out.
Also, my parents were extremely paranoid about the prospect of me eating a razor blade hidden in my trick-or-treat goodies, so they probably would've cried foul and thrown the whole fowl out.
Now, if I received -- as an adult -- a rotisserie chicken on Halloween, like the ones distributed by Twitter user @boner_tricks, I would thank my lucky stars.
I'd be able to eat this for days.
However, one Twitter user was pretty pissed off his brother received an entire chicken instead of a handful of candy.
Uh, don't you know that sometimes chicken is more precious than gold?
However, Twitter predominantly had one reaction to this Robin Hood of poultry: hot, steaming jealousy.