Run your fingers through your hair. Is your mane prosperous and healthy?
Judging by this baby's standards, the answer is probably a flat no.
A kid who's been in the world for like two minutes has way better hair than you do. And that kid is an 8-week-old British boy known as "Baby Bear."
The infant, whose real name is Junior Cox-Noon, was blessed with a head of hair so brilliant that it now takes his mom, Chelsea Noon, hours just to complete a shopping trip. Everyone just wants to stop her and ask questions.
The 32-year-old mother told The Mirror,
He came out with loads of hair. I didn't realize how much until he had his first bath. When I take him with me on the weekly shop in Asda everyone does a double-take and says, 'Oh my God, look at the baby's hair,' and they have to touch it. He doesn't seem to mind and gets a little smirk on his face
The kid's hair is such a fascinating topic, he seems to grab people's attention under circumstances in which he's not even the intended focus.
Allow me to explain.
During a live broadcast of "The Project," an Australian news program, anchors had been discussing the robbery of Kim Kardashian. But when the show tried to switch frames, they ended up showing a picture of -- you guessed it -- Baby Bear.
Here's the video of the show's gaffe.
Of course, the show admits it was all a complete mistake. After young Junior showed up on the screen, one of The Project's co-hosts said,
Obviously there was a little technical issue in the middle of that, and we need to point out that was not remotely deliberate.
The point remains the same though: this little guy is all over the place, just like his hair.