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Kid Rock's New Trump Shirts Are The Perfect X-Mas Gift For Your Racist Uncle

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After news broke that Donald Trump won the election, hordes of angry people took to the street in protest.

While media reports and masses of anti-Trump Americans may have you believe that Trump is a pretty despised man, you might be surprised to know that the Donald actually has a fair share of die-hard fans out there.

First, there was that obnoxious man who was banned from Delta flights for life as a result of his Trump-inspired rant on an airplane.

Now it seems some celebs are also showing their support for the incoming POTUS.

That's right. The most 'Merica musician of all time — Kid Rock — just decided to share some of his political views with the world by creating a collection of Trump-inspired T-shirts.

Because let's be real, there's no better way to spread your personal beliefs than by plastering them right on your body in the form of a tacky T-shirt.

Kid Rock's new Trump shirts feature slogans that sum up up the Republican party in three words.

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Plus, there's an intriguing graphic tee that split's the nation into two territories: "The United States of America" and "Dumbfuckistan." Based on Kid Rock's apparent lack of geographic knowledge, I'm going to assume that he resides in the latter of the two.

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Last but not least, there's also a stylish tee that contains what appears to be some sort of Donald Trump-related insult that doesn't seem to make any damn sense.

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If you're looking to snag one of these shirts as an early Christmas gift for yourself, or you know, maybe your racist, Trump-adoring uncle, you can buy one of these bad boys online for the low price of $24.99 each.

Seriously, try to resist the urge to burn your entire wardrobe and buy a lifetime supply of these patriotic tees.

Citations: Distinguished Patriot Kid Rock Is Selling Donald Trump Apparel (Mashable)