This Sexy Guy Who Went For A Rainy Jog Is The Internet's New Obsession (Video)

Until recently, the Chicago for One guy made the Illinois city seem like the coldest, loneliest place in America.

Luckily for thirsty man-eaters all across this great nation, Ethan the shirtless runner is making Chi-town seem friendlier and (literally and figuratively) hotter.

The author/photographer/personal trainer/nanny was enjoying an evening jog when he found a WGN TV forecaster mid-report.

So this just happened. Enjoying the weather, are you, "Ethan"? Posted by WGN TV on Sunday, December 13, 2015

When the reporter asked Ethan about the whereabouts of his shirt, the bearded wonder replied,

It's too wet to wear a shirt, you know?

Yes, Ethan, we do know. Don't you ever feel pressured to wear a stupid, pointless shirt. Ever.

The unexpected nightly news star claimed he's single and told Cosmopolitan he “tr[ies] not to have a type.”

by David Posted by Ethan Renoe on Sunday, October 4, 2015

YOU HEAR THAT, WORLD? You're ALL eligible!!!

Ethan's interview racked up over 1.8 million views in just 19 hours and commentators are readying their bodies for the E train.

God bless you, sweet Ethan. May your rainy run baptize you as the patron saint of sexy workouts.

Citations: People Are Panicking Over How Hot This Shirtless Guy Who Crashed a Weather Report Is (Cosmopolitan)