I can't tell if I hate this or if it's genius.
A group of ~bros~ started planning a vacation together with a strict "no girls allowed" rule.
Fine, I get that. Bro time is essential.
But as they figured out the details, some of the friends in the group were afraid one of the guy's girlfriends might get a liiiiittle ticked off by their plans.
Josh Conroy told TheLADbible,
Um, of course this girl will be pissed.
Why would you book a trip without telling her — especially one that's far away enough for you to need to board a plane to get there?
Right, because patronizing a woman is a surefire way to get her to stop being mad at you.
As promised, the ridiculous contract they want the GF to sign really does look like a school permission slip:
And here's the even more ridiculous terms and conditions of the agreement:
The first few clauses for the GF don't really bother me much, but the fifth one has me a little too shook:
I find myself getting stuck on the whole talking to each other only "at times most convenient to the group as a whole without consideration of the individual circumstances."
What if the girl really needs to talk to her BF about something important, like a family emergency? If it's at an inconvenient time for the bros, then she's definitely going to be ignored?
So if Grandma has a stroke, but you're too busy deep-throating a beer bong, your girl can just go F herself?
Overall, this "contract" is funny in theory, but I would personally advise this girl to find a new man if he actually took any of those clauses seriously.