Yep, This Guy Uses Fruit To Show You How To Properly Finger A Woman (Video)

This guy going to town on a bunch of lucky fruit is teaching men and women across the world how to properly finger a lady.

This is the dirtiest video on the Internet not involving actual nudity. I kept on having to hide the YouTube window with other tabs on my desktop because I was afraid other workers -- or my mom, for some weird reason -- would catch me watching this.

These are good tips, though. I don't know if fruit can feel pleasure, but they DEF get “there” in this video.

Oh, also, was NOT trimming your nails before doing the deed a thing? Common courtesy, guys.

You wouldn't want Edward Scissorhands giving you a hand jibber, and women deserve the same courtesy.