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Girl's Story On Trying To Hook Up With Her Uber Driver Is Suspenseful AF
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Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.
Yeah, things are about to get hella bumpy.
This girl's story about hitting on her Uber driver has all the romance, pain and deceit as a modern day Shakespeare play.
Let's take it from the top:
Kelli and her friend had jumped in an Uber on their way to a party last week.
On the phone, she's already picked up on the fact his voice was soothing and hot. So it was a pleasure to see those pipes matched his face.
He was fine. Kelli knew it. Her friend knew it. They shared texts back and forth about how hawt he was during the short journey.
Her friend was nudging her to make a move, but it was too soon. She needed another plan. So naturally, Kelli left her charger on the backseat.
After reasonable time had passed, she got in touch to report a missing charger, but no response.
Morning came and still nothing.
Eventually, he got back in touch and the couple arranged a time and a place to drop off the charger.
It was on.
Kelli put her face on and nervously made her way outside to meet the new love of her life.
She'd finally built up the courage to ask sexy Uber man out for a drink — and it was a slam dunk.
He said to text him!
From here on out, the options were endless: drinks, marriage, little Uber babies.
Then he messaged her this:
NO. WAY. What an absolute tease.
This Uber driver was playing fast and loose with the game and, in the end, made the right decision and created one hell of a story.
Thanks, sexy Uber man. Now stay out of trouble.
Citations: Twitter