Friends, we didn't think it was possible, but the bar has been lowered again.
We present to you a couple enjoying daytime sex in a Berlin park, next to a mom pushing her child in a stroller.
That kid is 100 percent going to be the sort who burns ants with a magnifying glass now that his mind has been sullied by such a heinous act.
World, what has become of you?
Warning: This is NSFW and will probably scar you for the rest of the day.
I'd love to give you answers, but the truth is there are no words. There is no who, what or when.
There is only a why.
And just in case you missed it last week, here's a Nike lover and his unusually flexible partner going at it in the middle of a path, in the middle of a town, in the middle of everything, in broad daylight.
Until this latest sexcapade, Nike boy and gymnast held the record for most outrageous public sex -- but just like that, the title has been passed on.