Couple Caught Having Sex On Crowded Public Bus While Passengers Awkwardly Watch

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To be completely honest, having sex on a crowded bus doesn't sound enjoyable.

There's no privacy, the seats are gross AF, you'll probably lose your balance if the bus hits a pothole... and it's kind of illegal.

Call me old-fashioned, but I'd definitely prefer having sex in a comfy bed as a opposed to a cold, dirty commuter seat.

Apparently, I'm missing out because sex on moving vehicles has been all the rage lately (even on motorcycles).

In fact, a couple was recently filmed humping away on a crowded bus, and they both seem to be having a grand 'ol time.

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Some passengers taped the ballsy duo who grinded on a bus seat in the middle of the day.

The two didn't seem to care who witnessed this spur-of-the-moment hookup, since they continued as riders filmed them.

At one moment, the woman riding her BF (let's just call him "that") chugs a bottle of beer before pulling her shirt down and exposing her breasts for the entire bus.

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During the viral footage, the couple can't keep their hands off each other.

After the spontaneous woman pulls down her shirt, she continues rubbing against her boyfriend and the bus starts to move.

At this point, it's safe to say the passengers either turned their heads to give 'em some privacy or whipped out their phones to document the shocking (yet hilarious) public display of affection.

The woman made it obvious she didn't care who was watching or filming their intimate bus sex — she looked directly at a camera filming her and continued, Daily Mail reports.

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Judging from the bottle of beer she's chugging in the beginning of the clip, I'm going to assume the couple was buzzed — or they were on their way to their bedroom and couldn't wait any longer.

Citations: Couple filmed 'having sex' on a public bus - as the woman swigs from a bottle of beer (Daily Mail)