Ah man, every '90s guy in the world is slapping himself right now because he didn't think of this fire romantic love letter.
Kudos to the Romeo who came up with this. He's definitely getting some tonight.
You see, he didn't shower his gal with compliments. He didn't take her out for a fancy meal. And most importantly, he didn't buy her flowers.
Because flowers wilt. And the love between these two kids does not.
So what symbolizes eternal love?
BOOOOM. What a love letter.
That's the Nokia 3310, of course. You look me in the eye and tell me this brick of a cell isn't the meaning of true love. Let's face it, we all yearn for the original Snake. Take your Candy Crush and Temple Run elsewhere — we ain't interested.
Take us back to a time with SMS texts and no Tinder. That's where romance lives.
I will not give you a rose or even flowers. Our love is forever. So here is a Nokia.
Eat your heart out, "The Notebook."