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Bride Gives Groom Fake Blowjob Using Toy At Wedding

It's time for your mid-week blowjob update, everyone!

Actually, I just made that up. But based on the number of public blowjobs that have been documented lately, a mid-week blowjob update might as well exist.

The one I'm about to brighten up your Wednesday afternoon with is particularly different, though. Because it's not actually a blowjob. I won't ruin the surprise yet, though.

Fake or not, the video definitely fooled me.

The footage was recorded at a bizarre wedding reception that shows a bride seemingly giving her husband a "blowjob" as he stands half-naked on a table.

Here's the catch, though: The groom is holding a toy near his crotch that appears to be mimicking a penis. You know... normal wedding things.

As the woman puts her head to the toy, it spews a mysterious liquid. She backs away.

Oh, and did I forget to mention there's a CHILD SITTING NEXT TO THEM?

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LOOK AT HIM.

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Anyway, after she backs off the first time, the camera scans the crowd surrounding the couple. (It still includes the child, who seems to be getting a very early lesson in sex education.)

Then, she goes in for round two. The semen-like fluid squirts from the toy once again.

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Can we just pause for a moment? I'd like to ask when wedding games turned to mimicking blowjobs in front of your cherished family and friends.

Where does one even buy a liquid-spewing penis replica? Is this common knowledge, or do I just live under a rock?

Heck, if I played this game at my wedding, my dad would be like, "HELL NO, AMANDA." That shit would not fly.

I guess if you're as freaky as this sex-loving family, a blowjob wedding game would be A-OK.

Although, next time, I would probably take the kid out of the room. But maybe that's just me.

Citations: NAIJ