Remember the "Zola story" that took over Twitter back in October of 2015?
Well, the genius ex-stripper behind the juicy details surrounding her chaotic strip club life is back with another tale that just might keep your eyes glued to your screen.
Please be aware, this hilarious, incredibly intense story contains excessive use of the N-word.
Zola, who goes by _zolarmoon on Twitter, began telling another wild story after replying to a Twitter user with this tweet.
She started off by announcing that she had a new story recapping the time when she used to steal from rich drunk guys.
Here we go...
This is already getting good.
It's a good thing she noticed!
Now he goes to the bathroom.
*Eerie movie tunes play in the background.*
And suddenly, a light bulb goes off in Zola's head.
She really wants these watches.
Here's where it starts getting really good.
I think we have another classic on our hands, guys...
It's time for some drunk driving.
They obviously don't want to die, so Zola's friend helps out.
Zola's friend just wanted to grab the Rolex and the Brietling watches and go -- but Zola had OTHER plans in mind.
I never thought I'd say this, but she has a point.
But wait, there's a catch.
Now she's getting sneaky.
Why else would she want the rich drunk guy to shower with her while her friend waited? To steal the watches -- duh!
Finally, he falls asleep again... It's time to make a move.
Zola and her partner in crime make a run for the door.
*Suspenseful movie tune plays in the background.*
Finally, they made it away from the rich drunk guy's house.
Now if they could just open that safe...
At last, they hit the jackpot!
At the end of a crazy night, Zola and her partner in crime made away with what they wanted.
However, it turns out this new Zola story was just a "preview" to a similar story where things ended pretty badly instead...
After pulling a similar stunt with another "rich guy" at a strip club, Zola and her buddy were in for a rude awakening after they were almost kidnapped and nearly killed.
To make a long story short...
Allow me to translate that for you...
What Zola is saying is that she will never attempt to steal from another one of these "rich" guys ever again. The final straw came when she was almost turned into a sex slave.
You need an entire Netflix series about your crazy past. Hey, James Franco, what's up with that movie?!