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19 Guys Reveal How Many Of Their Female Friends They Find Attractive

by Eitan Levine

Here's a list of dudes who 100 percent want to bang their gal friends.

Early on, we're all taught platonic relationships between girls and guys are impossible. They're just too complicated. Inevitably, one party is going to start feeling all weird and stuff whenever the other party is around, which, if the feeling is not reciprocated, will likely slowly implode the friendship.

It's like every man-lady, buddy-duo Death Star has a built-in, tiny exhaust port just waiting for a brave group of Rebel pilots to shoot a proton torpedo through, but instead of Luke Skywalker and an X-wing Starfighter, it's just random and confusing boners.

A few brave Reddit souls decided to speak up and reveal if they are actually attracted to their female friends.

As you can all guess, the answers ranged from, "HELL YEAH! CALL ME TOM SILVA BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO NAIL THIS OLD HOUSE," to, "No, man, I wouldn't. I couldn't. I would NEVER do that... JK! PROBABLY! JK! YOU KNOW I 100 PERCENT WOULD! CALL ME TOM SILVA BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO NAIL THIS OLD HOUSE!"

Long story short, every guy wants to be Tom Silva and bone his friends.

1. Get on this, ladies! This catch won't be uncaught forever!

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2. I think this guy wants to have sex with a tub of ice cream.

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3. If you ever wanted to see a guy who wants to bang his friends talk about not wanting to bang his friends, read below.

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4. Ugh, this guy.

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5. Actually, this guy, too.

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6. This guy crunched the numbers.

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7. ALL OF THEM.

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8. ALL OF THEM, SANS THE UGGOS.

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9. Like HELL he doesn't.

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10. Like HELL he doesn't, either. This entire thread is people lying to themselves.

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11. TI-83 Plus over here is wayyyyy too picky.

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12. Confusing times for this guy.

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13. Doth protest too much?

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14. No friend left unturned.

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15. THIS GUY BONERS FOR EVERYBODY!

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16. This catch exclusively hangs with dumpster-fire women.

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17. A+ for honesty. F- for being weird about it.

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18. Yeah, like, he maybe would do it or whatever. No big deal.

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19. No playin'.

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The sexual tension is killing me.