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Taylor Swift's "Dress" Lyrics Are So Sexy, Her Mom Had To Leave The Room


Could we be getting some downright sexy songs from Taylor Swift on her new album, Reputation? If you've been hoping for Swift to get a little dirty with her lyrics, your wish just came true. Taylor Swift's "Dress" lyrics are so sexy, according to Secret Session attendees.

How sexy? Let's just say her mom had to leave the room during the listening party when the song "Dress" came on.

Fans at the Secret Sessions could finally spill a little bit of details once Swift officially announced the Reputation tracklist:

  • “…Ready For It?”
  • “End Game” (feat. Ed Sheeran and Future)
  • “I Did Something Bad”
  • “Don’t Blame Me”
  • “Delicate”
  • “Look What You Made Me Do”
  • “So It Goes…”
  • “Gorgeous”
  • “Getaway Car”
  • “King Of My Heart”
  • “Dancing With Our Hands Tied”
  • “Dress”
  • “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”
  • “Call It What You Want”
  • “New Year’s Day”

Naturally, since they're sworn to secrecy, no one at the listening sessions could spill too much info about the songs, but this little tidbit about "Dress" certainly got my attention. It's so racy that her mom was too embarrassed to be in the room? That's so telling, you guys.

One person tweeted: “Apparently Scott and Andrea left the room in the SS when Dress played.... I guess it's a sexy song then. So excited!!”

Another fan shared: "Since Taylor released the tracklist is it ok for me to say that Scott Swift covered his ears during Dress?!?!?" It's apparently not very dad-appropriate.

One fan tweeted: “the fact that taylor has songs about doing 'the dirty' has me TRIPPING. omg i am too excited for this album!!!!!!”

Oh god, dying over this Twitter theory: “plot twist: ed sheeran actually broke his arm listening to dress by taylor swift.”

Just how steamy are the "Dress" lyrics? Check them out for yourself!

Wow, it's already getting super intimate. Here's more:

The chorus is where things get really heated. I'd argue these are Swift's most sexual lyrics to date:

Some of the other sexual parts of the song include:

Swift continues:

She then makes it clear that whoever she is singing about is more than a friend:

She even referenced her Met Gala look... you know, when her hair was bleached:

Then the song concludes with this:

If you haven't heard it yet, I think this sums up what you can expect: “guys dress will leave all of you so shook. i will never get over that song, taylor really did THAT.”

And if you need some confirmation of bop factor, Reputation is gonna be an all out bop fest: “THEY ARE ALL BOPS. END GAME IS A BOP. DRESS IS A BOP. DANCING WITH OUR HANDS TIEDIS A COMPLETE BOP.”

Reputation is out Nov. 10, so be sure to listen ASAP.

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