Let's face it: Life is busy and, as much as we'd all love to be doing it with our partners spontaneously all the time, sometimes sex needs to be scheduled! So much so that now some people are texting their partners for d*ck appointments. What is a d*ck appointment, you ask? Well, it's pretty self-explanatory. It's an appointment you make for a special someone to provide you with some much-needed d*ck. You get it. Obviously, they're only necessary for people who are interested in getting d*ck. If you'd prefer a p*ssy appointment or any other sort of appointment, you do you!
In what has to be the greatest Twitter movement of all time, one user screenshotted the d*ck appointment she booked with her boyfriend. "Text ur significant other asking what d*ck appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses," she tweeted on May 28 along with the screenshot. People loved the idea and, as of June 3, the user already had over 11,000 replies to her tweet. Over 11,000 replies, you guys! That's huge. And, luckily for us, the screenshots are absolutely freaking hilarious. Don't believe me? Read them for yourself below.