After hooking up with someone, it's always fun to describe every single detail of the time to your friends so they can get excited about what happened with you. I mean ... that's normal, right? Regardless, I'm always here for the hot gossip. Dish your secrets to me, tell me about your crush –I want to know it all. I'm nosy AF and want to freak out with you. I recently asked some friends and searched the internet to find hookup stories worthy of you, dear readers. The following are hilarious, wonderful, thoughtless, and outright weird. These stories about hookups will have you laughing out loud... and you might be thankful that a few of these didn't happen to you.
As for me, this isn't the most recent one, but it's the most classic Elana move — because it was unfortunately pretty embarrassing. I went on a couple of dates with someone, we ended up going to his apartment to watch Netflix. And oh, silly me actually wants to watch movies. We started watching some sci-fi flick and apparently the single moscow mule got to me: I passed out. After intermittent periods of sleeping and then waking up, I told him I needed to actually go home. So I ended up falling asleep during what was supposed to be – I guess – a hookup. Great going, me! Anyway, here's the rest of the hookup stories. Enjoy.