45 Instagram Captions For Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Are Sure To Sleigh All Holiday


My favorite thing about the holiday season is counting down the days until Dec. 25 while rocking an ugly Christmas sweater (with a glass of eggnog in hand). I love the holidays so much, I will even go on to say Christmas sweaters are truly beautiful, not ugly. They're great for keeping you warm, and they effortlessly put everyone in the right mood with a crazy amount of bells, sparkles, ribbons, and necessary fluff. There's no wonder why people love to wear them. When you and your friends are prepping for your ugly sweater party, or you're simply getting in the holiday spirit by dressing festive for work, you have to remember to snap some pictures and pair them with witty Instagram captions for ugly Christmas sweaters.

You need to embrace the vibes of the sweater you're wearing with a caption that's fun, funny, and sometimes even punny. The holiday season is all about bringing people together in a jolly way, and that is exactly what a good Instagram post with your Christmas sweater will do. Friends scrolling through their feeds will smile at how festive you look, and then laugh at your caption. We have you covered just like your sweater has you covered from the cold, and we've assembled these 45 holiday sayings for you to use. It's time to embrace the season, because after all, it is the most wonderful time of the year, aka ugly Christmas sweater time.

1. "I elfing love Christmas." — Unknown

2. "Fleece Navidad." — Unknown

3. "Sleigh-in-it." — Unknown

4. "Sleigh my name. Sleigh my name." — Unknown

5. "Let me take an #Elfie." — Karri-Leigh P. Mastrangelo

6. "Stressed, blessed, and Christmas obsessed." — Unknown

7. "The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year!" — Unknown

8. "I'm getting elfed up this Christmas." — Unknown

9. "Don we now our ugly sweaters." — Unknown

10. "Let's get blitzened." — Unknown

11. "Merry Christmas ya filthy animal." — Home Alone

12. "Happy holla days!" — Unknown

13. "Eat, drink, and be tacky." — Unknown

14. "Jolly AF." — Unknown

15. "Happy elfin' holiday." — Unknown

16. "I'm only a morning person on December 25." — Unknown

17. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." — Elf

18. "Sleigh all day." — Unknown

19. "I like warm hugs." — Frozen

20. "I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite." — Elf

21. "Sweater weather." — Unknown

22. "An ugly sweater means nothing until someone wears it." — Unknown

23. "People will stare. Make it worth their while." — Harry Winston

24. "Attitude is everything." — Unknown

25. "In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." — Coco Chanel

26. "An ugly sweater is a way to say who you are without having to speak." — Unknown

27. "If an ugly sweater is not standing out, it's not being remembered." — Unknown

28. "Cute fades but an ugly sweater is eternal." — Unknown

29. "When in doubt, wear an ugly sweater." — Unknown

30. "Keep calm, wear ugly Christmas sweater." — Unknown

31. "Resting Grinch face." — Unknown

32. "All the jingle ladies." — Unknown

33. "Sleigh hair, don't care." — Unknown

34. "Snowtorious." — Unknown

35. "Sweaters are just blankets you can wear to work." — Unknown

36. "Sweater weather is better weather." — Unknown

37. "Up to snow good." — Unknown

38. "'Tis the season." — Unknown

39. "Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas." — "A Holly Jolly Christmas"

40. "Always jingle all the way. Nobody like a half-assed jingler." — Unknown

41. "Express your elf." — Unknown

42. "Make it a December to remember." — Unknown

43. "Christmas is too sparkly, said no one ever." — Unknown

44. "Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned family Christmas." — National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

45. "Although it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you." — "The Christmas Song"