28 Turkey Puns For Thanksgiving Instagram Captions To Feast Your Eyes On

With Halloween over, a lot of people push forward, straight into the Christmas spirit, without it another thought in the world. However, planning for one very key holiday may often be left behind in the grand, festive cheer of candy canes and mistletoe (a tur-key holiday, if you will). As you may have guessed, Thanksgiving is said annual celebration, and it should be well documented as such. This is why you should have a list of witty turkey puns for Thanksgiving Instagram captions, because, let's be real here — any holiday didn’t really happen unless you document it on social media, right?

Instagram is a great place to post the huge spread your family put out, or the gourds around the house. It’s also a perfect time to get into the spirit with some Thanksgiving or turkey-inspired puns. Puns may not be your thing, but they sure make for some cute ‘Grams.

Thanksgiving is a lot of people’s favorite day of the year, and it’s so easy to see why. Bring on an abundance of food, cherished family memories, mom’s homemade pie, and just a small, little break from classes. I personally also don’t really allow myself to get into the Christmas spirit until after my belly is full of all these goods, so Thanksgiving is truly a highly-anticipated event before the frenzy of winter holidays. So, here are a few punny Thanksgiving foodie captions to spruce up your pun game on Instagram this November.

The Zinger Captions

1. "Gobble 'til you wobble." — Unknown

2. "Time to get basted." — Unknown

3. "Feast your eyes." Unknown

4. "What a cluster pluck." — Unknown

5. "Smir-key, Per-ky, Quir-key Turkey." — Alani Vargas


The Witty One-Liner Captions

6. "My gobble-let overfloweth." — Unknown

7. "Gravy train to freedom." — Barack Obama

8. "Will I eat leftovers for a week? Well I cran, and I will." — Alani Vargas

9. "No fowl play involved in carving this turkey." — Alani Vargas

10. "This pumpkin pied to be here tonight." — Alani Vargas

11. "This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart." — Unknown

12. "We dress up on Halloween. Turkeys dress up on Thanksgiving." — Alani Vargas

13. "To watch football or Butterball, that is the question." — Alani Vargas

14. "When turkeys get into a fight, they get the stuffing knocked out of them!" — Unknown

15. "The only thing that's not eating on Thanksgiving is the turkey, because it's stuffed." — Unknown


The Punny Twists On Your Favorite Lyrics

16. "You used to let me break the wishbone" — @Darcadiaa on Twitter

17. "Hey I just met you, and this is gravy. But here's my stuffing, so carve me maybe." — @MitchellBader on Twitter

18. "You know it's all about that baste." — Unknown

The Clever Captions That Are Inspired By Books

19. "Life of pie".@E_L_James on Twitter

20. "Harry Potter and the Giblet of Fire."@dmwiggins on Twitter

21."The Sisterhood of the Traveling Stretch Pants." — @heather_mill on Twitter

22. "Much Ado About Stuffing." — @MissCherryPi on Twitter

The Joke Captions

23. "The difference between chickens and turkeys? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving." — Unknown

24. "Who are you most likely to get compliments from on Thanksgiving? The sweet potatoes." — Alani Vargas

25. "What did the turkey say to the hunter? Quack, quack, quack." — Unknown

26. "Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!" — Unknown

27. "Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of foul play!" — Unknown

28. "Am I the turkey tonight? Because I am stuffed!" - Unknown