Do you consider yourself to be a champion sexter? Do you like to surprise your love in the middle of the day with a naughty message? Trading dirty texts is titillating at any time of the day or night, but sending your partner morning sexts is a surefire way to start the day off with a bang. Nothing says good morning, sexy quite like a text explaining your dirtiest dreams in explicit detail. When you sext your partner first thing in the morning, you're guaranteed to help them wake up on the right side of the bed.
Now, listen, I get it. It’s morning. You're tired. You haven't had your coffee, and you're super groggy. But don't panic. You just have to be sexy, not Shakespeare. You want to send something that lets them know you have nothing nice on your mind, and that'll get their early morning imagination spinning. Does it still seem like it's a bit too much to do before your first cup of caffeine? No worries, just adapt one of my tried-and-tested morning sexts, guaranteed to give anyone morning would — as in, yes, they would like to do you right now. So, let's fire up those fingers and make today sexy AF.
1. "Hey, babe, are you up?… No, I mean are you up? ;)"
2. "Morning, sexy. Here's a little inspiration to get you through the day..."
3. "Hello, gorgeous! Just so you know, if you're good today, you might get some of this before the day is over..."
4. "Good morning, sexy! All I can think about right now is that I wish I didn't have to wait all day to get you naked."
5. "Hey, sexy, just want to say I hope your day is as amazing as tonight is gonna be. ;)"
6. "Morning... My thighs might still be quivering from last night."
7. "Morning, babe. I really wish I were there to give you a proper wake-up call, if you know what I'm saying."
8. "Good morning, sexy... just so you know, we're gonna do all the filthy things I dreamed about last night when I see you IRL tonight."
9. "Hey, babe, hope you slept well. If I were there with you right now, I'd be kissing you all over."
10. "Hey, you! Just thought you should know that I was freezing this morning, so I thought about you and got all hot."
11. "This morning would be ten times better if we were having morning sex right now."
12. "Question of the day: How can I make you moan tonight?"
13. "Morning, babe, I'm getting up and hopping in the shower. Maybe we should shower together tomorrow?"
14. "I really wish you were here next to me in bed... naked."
15. "I have so many dirty thoughts about you right now. Want to hear them?"
16. "Good morning, sexy. My bed feels so empty this morning without you in it… and so do I."
17. "Morning, babe. I'm just lying here imagining what would happen if you were here right now. Spoiler alert: It wouldn't involve getting out of bed."
18. "Hey, sexy, I wish you were here so we could have sex all morning... and then cuddle all day... and then have more sex..."
19. "Morning, love! If you were in bed with me right now, you wouldn’t be beside me, you’d be inside me. Just sayin’."
20. "Hey, babe, I just woke up thinking about last weekend. You were so f*cking hot."
21. "Wake up! I'm texting you with one hand... wish you were here."
22. "I'm so turned on... wanna help a girl out?"
23. "Just so you know, I can't stop thinking about what we did last night."
24. "Hey, gorgeous. I can't stop blushing over the dream I had about us last night. Should I tell you about it?"
25. "It's a good morning, but it'd be an even better morning if you came over and snuggled up in my bed."
26. "Morning, sexy. Welp, looks like it's time to get up and go to yoga and practice putting my legs behind my head."
27. "What do you think, is it too early in the morning to masturbate?"
I mean, come on. Who doesn't want to wake up to a message like that?
Updated by Elite Daily staff.
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