The Hottest Male Model In The World Puts Every Hipster's Beard To Shame (Photos)

by Lauren Martin

I've always been one of those women who likes to laugh at male models rather than admit they are more beautiful than myself. I tell people I'd never want to date one because who wants to be with a guy who cares that much about his looks?

Well, apparently when you look like this, you should be taking pictures.

Exceptions must be made -- like in the case of this surfer, Jesus-like heartthrob who has just sprung up on women's radars across the globe. His name is Ben Dahlhaus (surprisingly, it's not God), and I think we've found our first true contestant to give Brad Pitt a run for his money.

There's not much to say about his golden locks and perfect complexion, except that yours will never be like that.

For all women and men out there who are not in the best mental state, don't check out this guy's shots. It's pretty damaging.

If Jesus had been this beautiful, more people would be Christian

Sometimes he looks like a hot Parisian girl with a beard

His sad face is hotter than your hottest face

You can't fake eyes like that

He can blow smoke all day

He's the only man who can pull off gauges in a suit

H/T: Buzzfeed, Photos Courtesy: Esra Sam/Brathwait