This Is What Fast Food Commercials Would Be Like If They Were Honest (Video)

Cracked is calling out fast food for the deep-fried amalgamation of mystery meat and psychological trick it really is.

Everything from the price to the quality of meat to the free toy included in every kid’s meal is put on blast in this fake commercial. It shows you fast food is gross, but it's the people behind it who are even grosser.

This is what the rule of thumb for picking out places to eat should be:

If the food you order takes less time to make than it costs, then you probably shouldn’t eat there.

Fast food is fast because, well, it pretty much isn’t food.