One lucky guy recently received the surprise of a lifetime, and no, it wasn’t an Apple Watch.
That would have been cool, though, right?
What if his wife surprised him with a watch that can easily transition from daywear to evening wear but maintains solid craftsmanship and, I don’t know, maybe works underwater?
The real surprise changes his life forever, and he is seriously shaken with gratitude.
Perhaps those tears were, in part, sad tears.
Maybe he thought,
A baby with the woman I love! I'm so lucky! I can't wait to teach my child to walk, talk, count, tell ti-- oh, right. I don't have a watch. I was going to wear my Apple Watch Sport to work tomorrow and Adam was going to see who the real Jay Z of the office is. Wait, am I even the Jay Z of the office anymore? I don't own anything even remotely pimpin'! Maybe I can sell this baby for an Apple Watch Sport? STOP. NO. YOU'RE A MONSTER, DAVE.
Oh, well. A baby is cool, too.