The New Sex App Mixxxer Makes Tinder Look Like Child's Play
It's 2014 -- we've got smartphones, tablets and wireless speakers, but Americans still can't seem to get laid on their own.
Over the past few years, we have been inundated with dozens of mobile applications that help people connect with other people.
Despite all of our social media use, we've actually become anti-social, thus creating the demand for this type of service. Pathetic if you ask me, but I guess I'm not the type to download a sex app; I use another tool and it's called tequila.
Anyway, moving on...
Mixxxer is the latest craze that has gotten itself banned from the iTunes and Android app stores because of its raunchy nature. It puts Tinder to shame with a main purpose of getting down to the nitty-gritty.
Michael Manes, the app developer, wanted to clear the confusing air Tinder presents by bringing people this web app.
Their website's slogan?
“Mixxxer is the first adults only GPS based sex locator.”
Well, if I feel like getting stalked by a psycho killer maybe I'll consider downloading this but I'm going to have to pass for now.
Reviews tell us there are apparently a lot of creeps and fake accounts because, of course there are.
Not striking your luck with Tinder and just trying to get laid? Then this quick fix sounds like it's the perfect fit for you.
May the odds be ever in your favor...