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This Rabbit Fighting Off A Falcon Is All Of Us In 2017

Not to get religious, because I'm not and will probably burn in Hell if it exists, but the story of David and Goliath resonates with so many people for a reason.

In life, we all face challenges where we're the little guy going up against someone tougher, or smarter, or more experienced, or richer than we are.

Sometimes, we are defeated. But sometimes -- we win.

Case in point, check out this hare straight-up telling a falcon to cash him ousside.

Even though the falcon obviously has the advantage with its air strikes, talons and (what I believe scientists call) its pointy-pinchy-ouch-ouch beak, this hare fights back saying, "catch these hands, you flying motherfucker."

Not surprisingly, this footage was filmed in Russia.

In mother Russia, hare fights back.

Imagine you were in this hare's shoes (if animals wore them). You're minding your own business when all of a sudden, a flapping monster starts dive-bombing you.

If I were said bunny, I would lie down and accept the cold embrace of death, which is my solution to a lot of problems... including math problems and my taxes.

The embrace never comes...

I don't know what this hare did to amp up for this, but I feel like it involved blasting "Eye of the Tiger" or maybe watching Eminem's "8 Mile."

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.

I'm not sure what became of this brave hare, but that is neither hare nor there. In the video, he shows this falcon he is the top of the food chain on this prairie.

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Oh, man. I hope this falcon's friends don't see this video. They'll never let him down. They'll be making fun of him for the rest of his life.

"Bro, you remember when Gary couldn't even eat a bunny rabbit?"

Classic Gary.

Citations: Brave rabbit fends off a falcon in a showdown for the ages (Mashable)