Here's Proof Donald Trump Actually Has Really Small Hands


Remember that time the presidential race turned into an actual dick-measuring contest?

Donald Trump stood up in front of thousands of people and used valuable debate time to reassure his fellow Americans his penis is not small just because his hands are.

He said, "Look at those hands, are they small hands? And [Rubio] referred to my hands: 'If they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."

Well, we all can't speak for your penis size, but sorry, Trump, it turns out you really do have small hands.

The Hollywood Reporter used valuable time to prove this once and for all.

The people over at THR printed a life-sized handprint from 1997 hanging in the New York branch of Madame Tussauds wax museum.

They managed to figure out Trump's hands, at about 7.25 inches long, fall under the average hand-size for American men. That means, according to a tweet from Justin Kiggins, Trump has hands smaller than those of about 85 percent of American men.

People have been printing off the handprint, supplied by THR, and comparing Trump's hand with their own hands using #TrumpMyHand.

Life goals need to be reassessed when pooches are nearly trumping the size of your hands.

Citations: Revealed at Madame Tussauds: Donald Trump's Actual Hand Size (The Hollywood Reporter)