Drone That Crashed On White House Lawn Operated By Drunk Gov't Worker


An unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV), or drone, landed on the White House lawn at approximately 3 am on Monday morning.

Following the incident, there was a great deal of speculation over who was responsible.

Ultimately, the drone didn't pose any threat whatsoever. Nope, it wasn't al-Qaeda that crashed the drone onto the White House lawn, it was a drunk off-duty employee of the government.

The individual in question was drinking at an apartment not far from the White House that night. At some point during the evening, he evidently decided it would be a great idea to try out his friend's drone.

The inebriated man eventually lost control of the drone, and it disappeared.

Conscious of the fact that he might have inadvertently flown the drone onto the White House lawn, he decided to do the responsible thing: He texted his friends and passed out.

Who can blame him? It was really late.

The next morning, his friends alerted him that a drone had, in fact, crashed onto the lawn of the leader of the free world. He immediately contacted his employer, the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, and then got in touch with the Secret Service.

One can only imagine how fun this must have been in addition to what was surely a brutal hangover.

Twitter users immediately weighed in on this news.

Jon Stewart also joined in on the fun, aptly stating,

On a more serious note, the incident also poses a new set of questions for the Secret Service, which is already under a great deal of scrutiny following several embarrassing incidents over the past year.

As the use of this technology continues to expand, how will it protect future presidents from potential attacks?

Drones will inevitably be used in both recreational and commercial capacities, yet the Federal Aviation Administration will not release drone regulations until 2017.

Accordingly, President Obama came forth and stated,

Perhaps a more concerted discussion on this topic could also inspire this administration to address its own unfettered use of drones in counterterrorism operations.

This is unlikely, but then again, who would've thought a drunk guy could end up crashing a drone on the White House lawn?