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Donald Trump Just Told Everyone He Has A Big D*ck

by John Haltiwanger
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We thought we'd seen and heard it all from Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, but we were wrong.

At the beginning of the GOP debate on Thursday night, Trump addressed insults recently lobbed back and forth between him and Senator Marco Rubio.

Rubio recently made fun of Trump for having small hands, and implied it meant the real estate mogul has a tiny you-know-what.

But Trump took the opportunity to clear things up during the GOP debate on Thursday, letting everyone know he's not lacking in that department. He said,

I guarantee you there's no problem.

In other words,

I guarantee you there's no problem with the size of my schlong.

Indeed, Donald Trump wants you to know he's hung like a horse.

The US presidential election has literally evolved into a d*ck-measuring contest.